A little less waiting, a little more laughing.
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Press Start as mixing begins (liquid into powder). Banter starts after 8 min, and the clock stops itself 20 min after the last mix.

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Shh. Focus phase.
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Banter in 5:00

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That's a wrap
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JOKE 1
THE SETUP

THE PUNCHLINE